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No point arguing with you in this mood, FA tells England Lionesses
The Football Association has defended itself over the furore about its allegedly sexist tweet on the return of the England Lionesses team from the Womens’ World Cup. It has accused critics of...
View ArticleEngland footballers all shop at ‘Official Supermarket’ Lidl – no, really
German discount chain Lidl has been appointed the official supermarket of the England football team after signing a multi-million pound three-year deal with the FA to supply water, fish and fresh fruit...
View ArticleAllardyce rejects bung in favour of payoff
Technically England’s most successful manager with a ‘win one, lose job’ record, Mr. Allardyce has shown the utmost humility, by exiting with a modest payoff, a wink and a fond farewell. The outgoing...
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Tony Pulis teams accused of historic supporter abuse
English football is facing what the FA called its biggest crisis ever, after allegations emerged of systematic cruelty towards spectators at a series of clubs perpetrated by gangs led by a shadowy...
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FA inquiry quits before it starts
Following the time-honoured tradition of establishment cover-ups, members of any future investigation of abuse in football have already recused themselves. This comes after news that in 2003 the FA...
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Wanted: Experienced football manager for untenable position
Are you a football manager with extensive experience at the highest level? Are you looking for a part-time job paying millions? Will you happily accept being undermined by your employer while keeping...
View ArticleBBC Sport in successful bid to screen Arsene Wenger having an afternoon nap
The BBC has announced that they have won the rights to show recorded highlights of ex-Arsenal boss, Arsene Wenger, having a lie down on the couch on Saturday afternoons during the forthcoming Premier...
View ArticleEngland to appeal ‘no deal’ World Cup loss
The Football Association has announced plans to appeal the result of the 2018 World Cup on the sole ground that no ‘deal’ was reached. The FA’s chief negotiator, Mr Andrew Andrews, has confirmed: ‘We...
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